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World’s shortest woman wants to be Bollywood star
dNAGPUR, India (AP) — A high school student in central India was recognized as the world’s shortest woman by Guinness World Records on Friday as she turned 18 and said she hopes to earn a degree and make it in Bollywood.
Jyoti Amge stood just 62.8 centimeters (24.7 inches) tall — shorter than the average 2-year-old — when Guinness representativesvisiting from London measured her at a ceremony attended by about 30 relatives and friends in the town of Nagpur, in Maharashtra state.
A teary-eyed Amge, dressed in one of her finest saris, called the honor an “extra birthday present” and said she felt grateful for being small, as it had brought her recognition. After receiving a plaque, she and her guests cut a birthday cake.
“I have put Nagpur on the world map. Now everyone will know where it is,” said Amge, who says she dreams of one day becoming a Bollywood film star as well as pursuing a university degree after she finishes high school this year.
“I want to be an actor,” she said.
She measured 7 centimeters (2.76 inches) shorter than 22-year-oldAmerican Bridgette Jordan, who had held the title since September.
“Jyoti encourages us all to look beyond mere size and to just celebrate our differences,” Guinness adjudicator Rob Molloy said.
This was not Amge’s first Guinness record. Until Friday she was considered the world’s shortest teenager, but in turning 18 qualified for the new title. She has grown less than 1 centimeter (0.4 inch) in the last two years, Guinness said in a statement, and will grow no more due to a form of dwarfism called achondroplasia.
Her teenage title brought the chance for multiple Guinness-sponsored trips to Japan and Italy for tours and meetings with other record holders, she said.
The title of shortest woman in history continues to be held by Pauline Musters, who lived in the Netherlands from 1876 to 1895 and stood 61 centimeters (24 inches) tall.
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As residents slept, flash floods entered homes, killing 180 in Mindanao - GMA News
A storm slashing through the southern Philippines has triggered flash floods and landslides that have killed nearly 180 people and forced about 100,000 from their homes, government and army officials say.
“Most were already sleeping when floodwaters entered their homes,” Iligan City Mayor Lawrence Cruz said. “This is the worst flooding our city has experienced in years.”
Tropical Storm Sendong, with winds gusting up to 90km/h, hit Mindanao late on Friday and swept across the island, bringing heavy rain that also grounded domestic flights and left wide areas without power.
In Iligan City, which is usually spared the disastrous consequences of passing storms, residents were apparently caught by surprise despite warnings of the approaching storm. Officials said Saturday morning that they couldn’t recall the last time such a powerful flood smashed into their city.
“Look At Me Now” (feat. Lil Wayne, )
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[Verse 1: Chris Brown]
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[Chorus: Chris Brown]
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[Verse 2: Chris Brown]
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[Verse 3: Busta Rhymes]
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[Chorus: Chris Brown]
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[Verse 4: Lil Wayne]
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[Chorus: Chris Brown]
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[Outro: Chris Brown]
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That moment when a baby penguin makes you bawl your eyes out in a theater full of kids laughing.
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